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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

A Fossil So Well-Preserved It Looks Like It Came From Yesterday—Here’s What It Reveals - The Daily Galaxy

No go.

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Human-sized Labubu doll sells for more than $150,000 - BBC

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Scientists visualize key protein structures linked to immune response and inflammation - Phys.org

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Liquid Glass is more than skin deep on macOS Tahoe - AppleInsider

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Ad eveniet eaque et magni illum.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How can AI help interior designers?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Natural Compound in Rice and Coffee May Protect Against Heart Attacks - SciTechDaily

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Why do people hate on Serena (anime character)? What did she ever do to anyone except be a good friend to Ash Ketchum and an awesome trainer herself?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

No, not a chance

NASCAR hopeful for deserved return to Mexico City in 2026; will INDYCAR join? - FOX Sports

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Circle’s buzzy IPO was a big hit. Now comes the hard part. - MarketWatch

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Why did my 2001 4.6 liter Mustang GT V8 make "only" 260 HP while today's base Dodge 3.6 liter V6 churns out almost 300 HP? Both benefit from fuel injection and ECUs.